Posts tagged humour

Who is the real worker & some personal tales!

Its been a while since I posted. What have I been doing? Apart from the occasional tennis sessions in Wii, I am kinda stuck in the work (if you thought it sounded like "stuck in the rut", you have a warped mind! :P ). Its already 12 in the night here, me feeling very sleepy. But wanted to finish up this toon below. I guess it is a reflection of my current mind state.

I read Matthew Reilly’s "Seven Ancient Wonders" last weekend. Book is on my favorite topic – Egypt!! Unfortunately this one reads like a kid’s book. The ease with which the main character of the book solves/crosses all those complex pyramidal snares/traps is ridiculous, to say the least. Anyway, I learnt something about the early water traps and Reilly’s description of Hanging gardens of Babylon was highly imaginative; I’d rate this book 2/5 – you can read it probably once, over flight or when waiting for your wife to finish her shopping :) I have started on his "Ice Station" next, lets see how it reads.

Last weekend, I also spent lots of time watching the entire 16 season of Survivors : Fans vs Favorites. I have never seen Survivors before, though I knew what the concept was. But, at no point of time I expected it to be so well made and so captivating! I thoroughly enjoyed the isolated environment, the idea of tribes/tribal council and the human dynamics that played out for survival. Wow…an amazing reality show. I personally liked Ozzie a lot in the show, very unfortunate Parvati fooled him in to quitting. I cannot wait for the next season to start!!

In the Wii front, today I got my Carnival games collection. My first impression: I don’t like many of the games included, hopefully multi-player will prove otherwise. Enough of my whining now…time for bed!

Student life: Odd exam superstitions

 

image One of my school friends had this habit of wearing the same shirt everyday for all the days of an exam – be it the quarterly or the annual, we were sure he’d wear the same yellow full sleeves day after day. The shirt was too worn out, totally faded (I came to know it was actually an yellow shirt, only when he told me!), in fact I remember seeing couple of patches in the arm pit area, but all these didn’t stop him from trusting  his old shirt. Nay sir, never ever did he come with out his good old "yellow" shirt!

This made me think why I had no such beliefs or "superstitions" myself….may be if I had something my grades wouldn’t be this abysmal. Anyway, all the shirts I used to wear to college were kind of worn out already – things other than clothes were of interest to me then (no..no..what you are thinking is wrong!) – so I guess I had this same-object luck all the time :)

Thinking about it, I now realize that nearly all my friends had at least one exam-superstition. One of my 9th standard friends didn’t cut his hair during the annual exam, while another friend didn’t take bath through out the exams :) This was kind of awkward for all of us as he used to sweat a lot!! I am used to skipping bath too, during exams, but that was purely because I thought I could use that 15 minutes for reading couple of more pages – I used to open the text book only the day before the exam, you see, so I needed all the time that I could get for at least passing the exam. Maths and Chemistry were the prime candidates for me, to skip bath, during my school/UG days. :)

During the exams, I have noticed God becoming an important entity in all students’ lives. My mom used to shout at me, to see the God before going to the exams, but most of the times her sound advice didn’t penetrate my numb skull as my mind was full of some formulae or some text which I absorbed (read, "mugged up!") in the last minute! My level of talking usually went down during exams – Aha…may be this was my exam-superstition, if you can call it one – "to talk less", as I was afraid if I talked about other things, I would lose the thread of what I learnt for the next exam.

Superstitions used to vary a lot; From "I will eat only 2 idlies in the morning of the exam" to "I will come only by the 8.30 bus" to "I will make use of only this hero pen for all the exams" to "I will wear the same slipper/dress everyday"; there were too many to count here. Luckily, my friends’ circle was made of so many varied characters, I had a nice exposure to this wonderful world of exam superstitions. There were couple of weird habits too – "bringing a peacock feather and keeping it out near the paper during the exam" beats it all! One of my 8th standard friend used to do this. "Tying a knot in the corner of the hand-kerchief at the start of the exam and untying it only after the exam" was an intriguing one too.

I am pretty sure these habits die hard. Only a small percentage of people who used to have these beliefs during their school days grow out of them. These habits are carried forward in to the corporate world too….wait…is this probably why my colleague was stinking so much that day during his presentation?? may be, may be not!

Will Web 2.0 bubble burst? Richterscales says YES!

Is the Web 2.0 bubble going to burst soon?

Great song. Even if you don’t necessarily agree with RichterScales‘ viewpoint, you need to admit it is funny. Click here to get the MP3 of this song.

Conan O’Brien visits Intel head quarters in Santa Clara

This is a funny video of Conan O’Brien visiting Intel HQ at Santa Clara. I have never been to SC, but I can relate to what he says very well. In fact, the saying inside Intel is “If you have seen one, you have seen them all!”, this is very true for the buildings Intel builds. In Bangalore, Intel has a building at Outer ring road, which looks more or less similar to the SC building shown in the video, though I’d say not as lifeless and dull! The one at Airport road (where I am currently sitting) is not that bad, actually.

Bang-kwa-hoo Ok-sang (See you after school) – Interesting film!

Bang-kwa-hoo ok-sang (See you after school)I love East Asian movies, especially Korean & Japanese. Yesterday I got a chance to watch Bang-kwa-hoo ok-sang (International title is See you after school). The movie plot is simple: Namkoong Dahl is a serial loser, in and out of the school. He even tries therapy, which is again a total disaster. Transferring for the umpteenth time to a new school, he bumps in to none other than the school bully during his first day there. Namkoong Dahl gets challenged for a fight in the roof-top after the school. Rest of the movie tell us the ensuing events of that day.

The movie is funny in its own way. If you have been ever left wondering, while watching a film, what the hell is happening, then I am sure you will love this film ;-) No complex plots, no need to exercise the grey cells, just plain pure fun. The events in this film unfold fast enough for you not to get bored. No fancy fight scenes, no gory octopus eating scenes, but still See you after school is extremely watchable, because of the way it has captured one full day of Dahl’s life.

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Top Ten George W. Bush moments

Even after seeing this video for the 10th time, I tell you, I cannot stop LMAO. This video captures the top 10 goofy moments of George Bush. Really funny!

Management Gibberish

An effective way to stop managers talking!

Management Gibberish

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